porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents

porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.

by splashlog September 19, 2010

piss porn

N. A pornography that is about as good or worse than watching a girl piss.

Wow, that was some piss porn, the girl was 500 pounds.

by Lo gro wagschal January 17, 2008

pocket porn

A pornographic image or video displayed on a portable device (e.g. mp3 player, cellphone, Blackberry, etc.)

"Yo dude, lemme see that pocket porn. This class is so boring."

by Andrew J R November 12, 2007

kitty porn

Yes ...... but kitty porn is soooo cuuuuute ......,

Cute widdle kitty porn.

by Fearman February 1, 2008

Porn text

the act of porn texting. to send pics of oneself in a provocative manner, insinuating a back and forth texting of sexy pics.

Dude i was totally porn texting Trina the other day, I sent her a pic of my penis, and she totally stopped porn texting back.

by Homewrecka October 24, 2008

boat porn

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???

Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"

by Hal the boat porn wanker May 12, 2006

Sailor Porn

A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.

I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"

Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka

by Talmanes November 7, 2010