All she could talk about was offing herself
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
Get the off/ offingmug. When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
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...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
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...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
Get the OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)mug. To be extremely pleasured by the different sexual actions conceived over a some wild crazy erotic sex. Pleasured so much that reach a point of climax and orgasm. Some girls fake this, but if it trully happens for a girl or guy then it boosts the opposites ego. GETTING OFF IS A SENSATIONAL THING!
BOB: So baby you got off...yeah that's right, how'd you like it, did you get off?
KATE: That was the most phenomenol thing I've ever experienced..yah I did get off 4 of 5 times..how'd you know where to hit it?
KATE: That was the most phenomenol thing I've ever experienced..yah I did get off 4 of 5 times..how'd you know where to hit it?
by 2Horny4U December 26, 2005
Get the Get offmug. A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003
Get the wank offmug. a Canadian phrase that was made popular in America with the 1982 winter hit "Take Off!" by Canadian comedians Bob and Doug MacKensey. Geddy Lee of Rush provides the actual singing between the "verses" that are pretty much spoken by the comedians. Bob and Doug would go on to more success with their Christmas hit, the movie "Strange Brew", and more.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
Get the Take off! mug. Winona Ryder would have been able to make off with $10 worth of CVS merchandise if it wasn't for that damn security alarm.
Bernie Madoff really "made off" (pun intended) with his investors' money.
Bernie Madoff really "made off" (pun intended) with his investors' money.
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
Get the make offmug. i went up to her an then she started yelling at me saying i was ugly, a ginger, and to tall. she tripped me off. trip off
by C7ereH November 26, 2010
Get the trip offmug.