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matchsimulator

fucking webssite that can simulate the match like real life but not reel
Player 1 : How can I play the match on my latop but I'm broke nowwww
Player 2 : Just go on the internet and search matchsimulator.com. That's it
Player 1: kkkkkkkkkkk
by sucks my ballllsvdsg January 4, 2024
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Mitchek

A really bendy stick, like a pool noodle but flat asf.
shut the fuck up or I'll use the mitchek to beat yo ass
by G520 February 5, 2024
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Mitchell

A gay ass boy who rapes little girls. He usually has brown hair and braces. Mitchell often targets girls with brown hair whos names start with s. Watch out. Mitchell could be cuming for you right now. While Mitchell does have one green flag, he plays Roblox, he still is a rapist. He likes to gaslight people into thinking he isn’t one. He used his pathological mind to trick everyone into believing this never happened. Only the smartest, prettiest, most amazing people can see through his lies.
Person 1: did you hear!? Mitchell raped another girl!

Person 2: Oh no! not again!

Person 1: yeah this time her name was Sammie
by SkyEatsPie February 10, 2024
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Mitchell

He is coming.
Holy shit, Mitchell has found our hiding spot!!! RUN, MAN, RUN!!!
by Gub Gub (I love gubgub) February 10, 2024
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Mitchell

Dumbass dad who doesn't listen to his son
Kid: I don't wanna go to school, it gives me trauma and makes ne go crazy and have hallucinations

Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it

Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
by thegamerboi February 21, 2024
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Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.
"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"
by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024
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Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
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