shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006

manning

to play and own in counter strike!!!

omg i just manned u!
dammit, hes manning about again!
man, hes manning!

by lolmanandafrowithcmes May 5, 2008

pac-manning

When a runner is running so fast that they are passing everyone else on the track. They make other runners look like ghosts once they turn blue and the faster runner is pac man as he eats them.

Brad is going to split his last 200 in 29 and is pac-manning those other 4 teams.

by Noobish Nick May 22, 2007

Morning Thunder

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.

by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004

Morning Breakfast

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

morning licks

This is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, If you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, Licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.

For added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.

After a night out on Guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks

by Adam Courtney Phillips May 8, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017