molly

a lovely ☺️☺️ jirai kei final boss ☺️☺️mollys usually love little anime girls named heizou and play genshin impact while eating pizza buns

dad: DO SOME CHORES!!!!

person: broooo I’m mollymaxxing #pien

dad: ohhh I get it, don’t worry bro!

by evarinasteroel February 9, 2026

Mollyamorous

A monogamous couple who are allowed to hook up with other people when they are on molly.

My husband and I are mollyamorous- we’re basically monogamous unless we are at a rave.

by Mollys Daddy March 1, 2026

MollyPour

The last honorable splash left in a bottle. Too small for a full glass, too good to waste.

(Named after Molly, known for making sure the final drops of a wine bottle never go to waste.)

Who's getting the MollyPour?

There was barely anything left, but Sara poured the MollyPour.

by T&S Tavira March 13, 2026

Moldy Dick

Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.

Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”

Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”

by moldiestdick March 18, 2026

mollyhearts

A bad ass fucking bitch

Ohh look its mollyhearts

by zaddybabes February 11, 2025

Molly

Hot sexy not bitchy girl who is skinny and big big big butt and is weird but lips are perfect kiss she is my honey butt butt bc I love her butt and she is hot like a star more like the sun breathe is clean and her body is too and Reese hates on her bc she is jealous

Molly is a hottie

by Level_10.GYATt February 15, 2025

moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025