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bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
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Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew
by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022
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Jew Brown

A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked
Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"

Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 6, 2010
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Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"
by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011
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Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.
This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.
by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021
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