Scissor Kill, Bitch

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

by Unfrgvbl fo life January 4, 2008

guns don't kill people, people kill people

Truer words could never have been said.

Stupid Urban Dicktionary. There's no example needed, yet you're making me write one anyway. And you're forcing me to write "guns don't kill people, people kill people" in its context also. Fucking cunts.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

i kill ya

ill murder u cuz u did sumthin 2 me

aye aye dogg aye u stepped on my sneaker meng....i kill ya

by batta January 27, 2004

Kill ursalf bich

Someone tells you to commit suicide in a rather idiotic way

Oh hi Mark kill ursalf bich (then Mark does so)

by Fukcboi67 November 20, 2017

full kill mode

When you are wearing all or mostly black clothes. for example: black vans, black jeans with a black sweater or t-shirt. Different than a goth or emo look. Generally different shades of black will be used.

Are you wearing faded black jeans with a black sweater?
Yes
Your going full kill mode tonight.

by Major juul rips February 2, 2020

killing my balls

making me laugh so much that my balls die

"Hahaha, that's killing my balls."

by jebbbbzzzdebebz April 27, 2009