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internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!
Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010
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Intelli-dunce

A person with a high mental capacity, who cannot fight the urge to use his/her intelligence for silliness/entertainment.

Origin - The Caribbean island of Antigua
Jim Carrey is the world's greatest Intelli-dunce because he must be incredibly smart in order to portray such silly characters in his movies.
by APNJW January 20, 2011
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Internet Nazi

Someone who with holds the internet from people. This is mainly adults who only let their kids on the internet for 15 minuets at a time.
by Celestasia May 9, 2005
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Intraboobular Groove

Dude! Look at that chick's intraboobular groove!!!

Dude, that chick is so squeezed- she has no intraboobular groove, where do you think the sweat beads go?
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny August 2, 2010
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It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.
For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.
by Bob February 16, 2004
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Internet for Dummies

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies
by DonH October 2, 2003
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Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
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