human stop light

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

by Peg-Butt December 30, 2011

Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Decent Human Being

A term used to describe a moralfag by normalfags

"Ummm sweetie its called being a decent human being..."

by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020

beetle-human hybrid

A person who's genetic makeup contains the DNA of both a human and a beetle, causing them to mutate and be a general jackass

Go die you beetle-human hybrid. I hate you and so does everyone else in this room.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

Are we human, or are we dancer?

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

by x NiLLA WaFeR x January 2, 2009

Human Light Bulb Syndrome

Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.

"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"

"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"

by halfstable August 2, 2012

human piece of dog shit

Someone who's hobby is metal detecting

Brian thibeault is a human piece of dog shit, all he does is live at his moms house and walking masturbation.

by Dogs anal April 22, 2016