Dylan

Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)

Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.

Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass

Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.

by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019

Dylan

The name Dylan is very complex, he can be very confusing sometimes. For one he has a really good long cock, and is great in the bed if he truly likes the person he's with. But other than that he's a great friend to the people that he trusts. But if you don't have his trust, watch out because he wont think twice about stepping over you. Theres a certain side of Dylan that only certain people see, mostly girls that he loves. Girls love this side of him, but for anyone else, its hard to be able to see it. If you know a guy names dylan, keep him around.

OMG is that Dylan I heard his dick is huge and he's great in bed!!

by dmwpecka September 5, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a sexy man who is ready for love, and also attractive. Dylan likes to joke around with people because he is funny. if you ever meet a Dylan its probable best to stick with him for a long long time.

Wow is that an angel. No, its Dylan

by 12354234514 September 8, 2019

dylan mccaddon

Biggest ass you’d ever meet, funny as fuck!

I’m Dylan Mccaddon I fuck my tits

by Karnscityshit September 10, 2019

Dylan Winstead

That well known butler THOT

hey did you hear what Dylan Winstead did with jhon doe?

by AG HOE TELLER May 14, 2018

dylan

dylan is the most beautiful girl in the enitre world. she is kind of a lead on to all guys but sometimes she doesn't mean to be. she's hard to get but if you're the one she wants you're a LUCKY guy. her smile can make the world stop spinning and she always tries to do what's best. she's usually liked by everyone except for people with jealousy!

you look good today, like dylan good!

by Alana Reyes May 16, 2018

Dylan

A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.

Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*

by xXKVNXx May 17, 2018