crotchblasted

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop

he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

crotch crisco

The slimy discharge from you and your bitch girlfriend after your nut and her nut mix and the excess settles in your crotch after intercourse.

Its been two weeks since we fucked, I could have had a fish fry with all that crotch crisco.

by Zac Hulsey July 24, 2008

toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

fire crotch

A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.

Sarah is such a fire crotch!

by Jack Shau December 12, 2008

Crotch Monkey

It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.

1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.

by KayLaBrown-Hair July 20, 2008

Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008