child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

Child

A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.

This child.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023