Cloutage

A period of time when IT services in the cloud are rendered unavailable. A cloud-outage.

I can't get on my Skydrive to show you the pictures of my pet dog because Microsoft are currently suffering a major cloutage

by Pitchblender January 15, 2013

clothered

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.

Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.

by unreal1298 September 5, 2011

Whorus Clothing

clothing that follows under the name brand of Miley Cyrus & Max Azria.

Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus

Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.

Ew, did you see her wear that whorus jacket?

Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.

I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!

by Doughped! March 16, 2011

The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.

Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

cloit

I don't know what it is, but it smells like fudge.

"Hey, where's the fudge? I can smell it, but I can't see it! Must be that cloit over there."

by a boy June 18, 2003

Clopton

Slang for "I love being cockslapped"

Woman: Clopton me?
Man: hell ya!

by so i went for a walk one day 4 February 28, 2010

ugly clothing

Dare to be different - defy the conventional. Innovations that produce extraordinarily comfortable and mobile clothing with an edgey look that's in-your-face, on point and out in front. Made for the macho male with style. Deeply durable and wearable 24/7. Ugly is beautiful!

The Ugly Clothing Company makes baord shorts with the proprietary patented Stretch Zone Performance Technology, which sets a new standard in board short designs.

by Bob P. May 28, 2006