When you slam someone so hard that you break your condom and scream "OH YEAH" and nut at the same time
by 221nikolas March 26, 2020
Get the The Kool-Aid Manmug. When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
Get the Band-Aid Fissionmug. The black person drink
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
Get the Purplous Kool aidmug. by Dufotue December 3, 2023
Get the economic aidsmug. AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.
“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024
Get the AIDS-Maxingmug. Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019
Get the AIDS Bendermug. Person 1: oh no, I heard my favorite Soundcloud rapper, Big T, got rapper AIDS.
Person 2: that's horrible
Person 2: that's horrible
by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020
Get the rapper AIDSmug.