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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
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sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically
dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob
by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019
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Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020
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Spongebob Squarepants

The only post-90's children's cartoon that's actually decent to watch.
Kid: Daddy, why can't I watch any cartoons?

Dad: Because son, everything they show today is jusr garbage that's gonna turn you into a mindless buffoon.

Kid: But what about Spongebob Squarepants? Does that mean I can't watch that too?

Dad: *watches episode of spongebob* Hmm, this show is actually pretty funny. Alright son, you can watch this.
by Dark solitude September 22, 2009
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Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 2, 2003
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Spongebob Circlepants

by Sponge Lover December 4, 2010
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Spongebob Squarepants

If you really think about it, it's a very sexual referenced.
spongebob squarepants

They live in bikini bottom.

his neighbor is squidward tenticals which sounds like testicals.

sandy cheeks sounds like she has sand in her ass.

he works at the crusty crab.

they eat crabby pattys.

plankton works at the chum bucket.

the ocean is called the goo lagoon. lol
by www.myspace.com/emo_rawrie October 7, 2008
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