A zoomers ransom

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).

"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"

by Frenchpet July 9, 2020

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Zomgrotflmfaocopterbojip

Zoh my gosh rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off cant operate properly till eyes refocus because of jizz in pants!!!!!

A term used by most commonly by chatters and less frequently by texters to signify great surprise and laughter.

WARNING: FREQUENT USE MAY CAUSE ONES SELF TO JIZZ IN PANTS!

(Troll) I can make bigger acronym tahn u.
(Fawesome person) Can not!
(Troll) OMGWTFBBQ!
(Fawesome person) ROFLCOPTER!
(Troll) ROTFLOLSAUCE!
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(Troll) ...*whimper*

by DeathWillSoonBecomeU May 5, 2010

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Zome!

A verbal way to express extreme surprise. Short for Zee-Oh-Em-Gee(ZOMG), which is short for "Z'Oh My God!", which itself is internet slang for "Oh My God!"

A: "Is that Bill Gates over there...eating a cheeseburger?"

B: "Zome! I think it IS! Let's rob his ass!"

by Elliot Foster Smith May 2, 2008

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Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

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