Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

zipper piggy

A female who performs the act of fellatio often.

Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.

by Flesh Gordon January 21, 2006

Zipper Sparks

The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.

I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.

by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011

zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011

nipple zipper

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.

We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.

by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008

zipper dinner

Oral Sex, mmm, yummy

I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.

by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006

Zipper Punch

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.

The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.

My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.

by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010