Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

Cosmo Wright

One of the most legendary and greatest speedrunners of all time, noted for previous fastest completion of Ocarina Of Time, Wind Waker, Paper Mario, Castlevania64, and a few others. Through Twitch.tv, Cosmo has become one of the most well known in the speedrunning community, and famously set various world records. Aside from that, he has also attended many speedrun themed charity events; most noteably, GamesDoneQuick. Despite all of this however, he is now retired from speedrunning.

"Damn i died in the poison water. I pulled a Cosmo Wright!"

by Whump September 5, 2016

Wright Brother

The first time a man, or woman discovers that they have potential to deliver a projectile load of cum or semen. This is usually attained by squeezing the balls or vagina closed until the last minute of resistance.

The other day while sitting with White Top, he caught a real good Wright Brother. It was a first.

by Ricktus January 28, 2004

Frank Lloyd Wright

1. The act of hovering one's loins above the face of their partner, drinking a gallon of stream water and releasing the liquids through the urethra onto the face of said partner.

2. Mastermind behind "Falling Waters"

When my boyfriend informed me we were going to Falling Waters, I didn't know it meant he was going to urinate on my face,while posing as Frank Lloyd Wright.

by TurboGrandma March 1, 2009

Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

Wright Your Mask

When your fighting fire and dont want your face burned.

Wright your mask Jones!!!

by DudeAdam March 25, 2011

Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

by W34evr May 1, 2016