the works

pissing, shitting and farting at the same time.

Man I shouldn't have eaten that burrito that shit gave me the works.

by armykil June 02, 2009

Work

A Real-life activity you do to gain money.

My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.

by Sebastian "Puchi" April 10, 2006

working

a form of the word work, to perform duties or labor, (sometimes used as opposite of broken, or as synonym for functioning*)

*the watch is not broken it is working fine, Jon is working hard,

by notyper June 12, 2008

Work

This is the way i see it, working hard for something you really want is better than wishing for it.

by thats all you need to know June 05, 2003

Workful

When one has worked all day and it was beyond stressful.

Matt had a very workful day.

Jarred: How was you day Matt?

Matt: Workful.

by Eastiekid617 July 03, 2011

Work

The thing you pretend to do when your boss comes around

The boss is coming quickly "work"

by Swamp boy November 14, 2017

Work

A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool

Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?

Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!

by the_real_zacker May 10, 2012