wonfa

The part of your body between your genitles and your arsehole....
Quite simply, if it WONFA that, your guts would fall out!!

Jacky: Oh, I'm so pleased I have this bit of skin in between my fanny and bum hole.

Mary: Why????

Jacky: Because if it WONFA that, my guts would fall out!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

Wonjae

A fucking feral ass oc who doesn’t know when or how to stfu but he also needs a hug.

Bro dude wonjae fucking wild i heard he ate zachary last night

by lvcidmin April 10, 2020

Daddy Wonka

It's when a older male takes a female to the basement with a wonka chocolate bar and fucks her until he cumms all over her ear lobes.

Girl: Oh that guy I was dating daddy wonka'd me so good.

by BigWonka666 May 4, 2017

Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Lady Wongaga

A cross between Wonga man from Envirofone and lady Gaga, making Lady Wongaga.

Wonga, wongaman, envirofone, lady gaga, lady wongaga

by Bonobo4 August 18, 2010

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011