Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024

Wonky

If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard

Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up

Guy 2:....

by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021

Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 14, 2019

Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Wonky

A very ugly girl that has a bf that is way out of her league and is very lucky to have pulled him

“Audrey is a Wonky girl.” “ikr”

by augrey December 14, 2020

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018