I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 29, 2004
by Zumer December 13, 2003
I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.
by sarcastic October 20, 2003
by Supply and Demand January 22, 2003
Windows is to Mac OS, sorta like how the Walgreens brand of medicine is to the regular brand. Anybody want some Walbourne!?
by Mgill85258 July 11, 2006
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Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.
Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life."
Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."
Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."
by frosteduser May 27, 2010