Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
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me and the ole lady are going out in williston nd
out of towner
holy fuck she is big, how does he physically do her. I dont see how, holy fuck there is like 6 tons of women in this china buffet. This summer at the beach here is going to be a freak show
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At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.
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