twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

tablet-widow

1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc

You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow

by MacWilko October 5, 2011

Roll the Widow

An alternative term for bowling.

Sorry, can't. I Roll the Widow every Thursday.

by Deeveloper May 12, 2011

widow maker

A widow maker is a one-shot break-action 12 guage shotgun.

Don't make me pull out the widow maker boy

by frsky June 9, 2008

Black widowed

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher

it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me

by Sterachel January 5, 2018

grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

white widow

(n) A type of indoor indica cannabis that gets it's name from the fact that long white hairs protrude from the top of the plant's fruit prior to harvest.

"The white widow, she is a cruel mistress, but what can I say, I love her."

by max barshled August 14, 2007