fast widow

The term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. A particularly popular in online dating.

Louis' date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.

by kleber August 28, 2006

Maple Widow

One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.

"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"

by Katieog January 23, 2007

MySpace Widow

The significant other of a MySpace Whore. A MySpace Widow's partner is so infatuated with posting comments and checking posts by their exes that they end up completely neglecting the "live" person in their life.

A MySpace Widow's girlfriend/boyfriend spends more time on the MySpace than they do with them.

by Rogers Buck March 30, 2009

Session Widow

A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.

Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"

by michael_oleary November 28, 2010

California Widow

A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.

California Widow married but separated

by ChanceMeeting March 7, 2014

Cricut widow

When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.

Signs your a cricut window:

Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.

Where has his wife been?

Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.

by Paq130 December 30, 2018

trans widow

a woman (usually heterosexual) whose male partner or husband believes that they have a gender identity other than "man" or who cross dresses

I became a trans widow after my husband became a woman.

by SpockAwesome June 6, 2022