forth wheeling

when your three best friends are talking and you're sorta just there like plz help

geez i was forth wheeling today at school

by succ my left toe August 21, 2017

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017

blowin ain't whoein

When a girl that is already in a relationship gives another guy a blowjob.

girl 1 - Amy, I can't believe you gave Jimmy a blowjob! What if Jason finds out?

girl 2 - So what if he does? Blowin ain't whoein!

by 5fingertoad October 5, 2016

odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.

I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.

by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

by Rick December 19, 2004

Wheeling

Wheeling is when you Know that someone has a crush on you and they Know that you have a crush on them.

We are wheeling

by Zoe Power November 23, 2016