Emerald WEAPON

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.

I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Semi Precious Weapons

An up-and-coming glam-rock band, with songs "Magnetic Baby", "Semi Precious Weapons", and more. Consisting of: Justin Tranter (Vocals), Cole Whittle (Bass), Dan Crean (Drums), Stevy Pyne (Background Vocal, Guitar)

Sid: Omigod, great new glam rock band.
Idiot: Glam Rock is retarded.
Sid: Really? Then why do you have Semi Precious Weapons on your iPod! Ha!

by GlamRockAintDead March 18, 2009

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004

LSW ( light support weapon)

this is the standard issue for the british army. there are normally 2 per section or 8 men.it is basically the SA80 but it has an extended barrel for more accuracy and it has a bipod for even more accuracy.it can be semi automatic or fully automatic and you can empty a magazine of 30 rounds on automatic in around 3 seconds. the magazine is located behind the pistol grip and it has a SUSAT sight (Sight Unit Small Arms Trilux) for better viewage that an ironsight.

the LSW ( light support weapon) is a good all round weapon and with an adverage of 28 bullets per magazine and around 8 magazines per soldier it can be used as a support weapon ( as in its name). It is being ober taken by the minime. The minime is a small version of the GPMG ( general purpose machine gun)

by loz24490 November 22, 2006

Weapons of Mass Destruction

the U.S. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.

Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.

by sarcastic July 7, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

by woobie October 10, 2005

Weapon Of Mass Disappearance

A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.

Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?

by Homie G October 3, 2004