whoops lmao

The illest mofckn trillest niggas to roam the web. We are the dyslexic bitcjs that make ppl wonder "Wot da fok was deh point in thet ya fat coont".

ErnaWhore: Lol my asshole got jammed today, whoops lmao
ImaW/OUrD: Lol same (lv u junjou (p.s. my booty alwais open 4 u bby dick me good))
BitchNIgga: Lol how could u do dat 2 moi erna thot u were mi whore
KKK: Niggers.
Sali va the fet coont: oooooweee

by Whoops lmao January 23, 2017

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

Whoop T Whoop

According to Pitbul, the artist : "I learned this out in L.A. man, this whole thing about a Whoop T Whoop. That means when you're talking to a girl, talking about all the things you gon' do to her. You get to the room...and last like two minutes...(laugh)" It is the title to one of his songs.

Man, I was talking to this hot bitch last night, i was giving her the Whoop T whoop, I was saying" ' want you, I want you, I need you, I need you, Gotta have you, i want to touch you, lick you, fuck you' "

by Gaby Ruiz January 28, 2009

can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

whoopie

Alt spelling for whoopee. It means fucking.

Matt and John made whoopie all night

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

whoop there it is

african-american slang for "How about that!" or "Man look at that!". Often used to recognize fine pieces of ass, or "booty".

Damn girl, let me see you shake that....Whoop, there it is!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003