Wealth

A term to describe something that will make you more rich and wealthy. Can only be applied to money and health related topics, such as getting to the gym or hustling your way to financial freedom.

JimmyFBA: "Just bought 1000 units to resell on Amazon at 200% ROI"

BillyFlips: "WEALTH!!!"

by wealthslayer4000 January 1, 2023

Wealth

Oh god... 🤦 ♂️ I should have finished the second half of the video. It just keeps getting worse....

Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?

And you can't possibly be suggesting that the cause of poverty is, what, alcohol and drug abuse? Is that the 'money poverty' or the 'family poverty' you're talking about? Furthermore, you're perfectly willing to give the money to single mothers. You shouldn't need to depend on nepotism to save you from a sudden drawback (and in the context of the Anheuser-Busch employees one that is beyond your control) or illness to not be sent into homelessness. Money would immediately fix the problem. You lose your job because a catholic zealot gets his sycophants to boycott the company you work for. So, instead of the government taking your money giving it to a woman who didn't fuck you to feed a kid that isn't yours, the government either gives you what you need or holds business accountable for the quality for life they provide to their employees . Your entire proposition is basically 'ascend the hierarchy or be a wage slave until you can't work anymore and then be homeless. No change needed here. You have the power for friendship and family and that's all YOU need. That should be more important to YOU than the money you deserve.' It's absurd... Son of a bitch... Too many characters... Wealth... There.

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

wealthgasm

A (usually) involuntary outburst of joy, brought about by the sudden observation that one has, or is about to achieve, personal gain or wealth.

Jack Black: Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same...

ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as Two Kings

Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. <- Wealthgasm.

by Poopy-face Tomato Nose May 17, 2023

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.

So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.

by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024

Wealthy Trash

Someone who has more money than common sense. They use lawyers, judges, and police to do their bidding as opposed to being a decent human being. They wont tell you about petty physical characteristics they don't like about you but will be quick to gossip about you behind your back instead of talking directly to you. They are always talking about the material things they have or have done. Often they enjoy travel and exotic cuisine. Opposite of those who are humble and talk about family, love, and charity. The highest of evil in society.

Rather than ending her relationship, Katherine Mcginnis acted like wealthy trash and ghosted. When the person tried to talk to her, she lied to police and called them a stalker and tried to get them thrown in jail. She even went as far as to sue them with misinformation.

by Ascended Master 1111 December 16, 2023

Wealthy

Have enormous penis over the rich and broke.

I'm wealthy I have an enormous penis.

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Wealthy

Means more money then most rich and broke with enormous penises.

I'm wealthy I have enormous penis.

by Wrightt November 30, 2023