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Weiner Milk

The white, milky substance that is exerted from the penis after it has been given good good pleasure from the orifice of an attractive female
Dude, my weiner milk is all over the good bear rug in your dad's living room, because last night I brought Shawna home and treated her to some good ole dick pudding.
by Zach Lebowski May 23, 2008
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weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat
Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?
by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010
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weinage

what you see when a man's pants are too tight in the crotch area.
I was at the gym last night and I saw a guy wearing yoga, pants. He was showing a little weinage.
by Meg Mc July 20, 2008
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Weinerbait

n. A girl who attracts many guys and fucks them. In other words, attracting weiners.
"That girl is such a weinerbait. She probably has STD's."
by Truongman4life May 8, 2009
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Weingarden

The name of the gods.
So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
by Weingarden December 27, 2012
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Weinertown

Similar to sausage fest. This is a place with lots of men, particularly homosexual men.
Person 1: "WTF, did we just walk into Weinertown?"
Person 2: "Yep. And you, Gus Ochse, are the mayor."
by I-banged-your-sister November 9, 2009
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Max Weinberg

1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7
by Stephanie April 13, 2004
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