Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Weiner Tucker

A male who tucks the genitalia between the legs, thus hiding the "junk", and giving the appearance of a female.

NHL power forward Rick Nash (currently playing on the Columbus Blue Jackets) is rumoured to participate in the act of weiner tucking.

Man bro, did you ever see that scene in Silence of the Lambs, where dude is all naked and he's doing that weiner tucker thing with his junk hidden between his legs? So hot.

by Billy Bob Norton2 December 11, 2010

weiner daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in manly celebration.

"weiner daps all around"

by digitaldaggers January 26, 2010

weightress

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

by Circushead July 14, 2006

fuck weight

When a females' been having a lot of sex and her hips and ass get bigger A.K.A. When your flat butt becomes a booty!

MAN1: Damn shorty used to be thin, but now that Jerome's been hittin' that, she put on some fuck weight.

MAN2: Shooo did

MAN1: Ummhumm!

by vamanda smasser October 17, 2008

bubble weight

All facade, soon the truth will be revealed.

Them fancy reality TV stars are bubble weight!
He/She pretends to be rich, that _______ is bubble weight!

by rocoso January 19, 2017

Long weight

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies

Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)

by Man321775 June 20, 2018