atomic wedgie

When someone pulls or yanks your underwear up and over your head.

At school, I still wore whitey tighties. No one knew about it because my shirt always covered it. But one day, when I took off my pants, someone accidently ran into me and everyone watching saw my underwear. Immediatly, the "boxer" people came over and pulled my whitey tighties up and over my head which became an atomic wedgie. My butt hurt like crazy! To make it better, they found duck-tape and tied me up and threw me in one of their lockers. They didn't let me out untill the end of PE class which lasted 45 minutes. It hurt!

by Bob Times Two June 11, 2008

wedgie

When someone pulls up your tighty whities causing extreme pain.

I was on my way to class when a bully came and grabbed me. He was a senior, so he had a car. He pushed me into his car and locked the doors. He took me to this old barn behind his house.He tied me up and made me call my mom to say that I was at a friend's house.(so she wouldn't get worried)He then grabbed my clothes off me until I was only in my underwear. He left and got 13 or 14 other seniors. 5 of them grabbed my tighty whities and pulled them up over my head. He then tied me again and taped me to the wall. They took pictures of me. Then he untied me and hung me from a lamp on the cieling. My undies didn't rip so I just hung there, crying.They started to grab my butt and twist the cheeks. It hurt really bad. They laughed and spanked me for about 10 minutes with planks. Then, they let me down and took me to the barn's bathroom. The toilet and sink were dirty and old, but they still worked. They pushed my still wedgied butt onto the seat and pulled my undies over my head again. This time, though, they pushed my undy covered head in the green toilet water. They taped my head so I couldnt get my head out of the toilet. They ran out and the farmer found me a day later. He even laughed at me too. Then he yelled at me to get off his farm, so I got up and left, not realizing that I was only in my underwear. I was walking down the highway when I realized . I cried on the side of the road until a car picked me up and took me home. I thanked him as I got out, but when I turned around I saw him cracking up as he drove away.I still have a clear memory of that painful wedgie.

by Marvin "Loser" Thomas January 17, 2008

squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it

Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies

by Year11er May 23, 2008

nuclear wedgie

A wedgie in which the victom is given a wedgie, lifted of of the ground, and the underwear must go above the head but not put over to make it atomic, all at the same time.

My little brother messed with me too much. He's gunna get a nuclear wedgie.

by Ryland May 13, 2005

wedgie

when someones underwear is yanked up sharply and causes pain. There are many types of wedgies such as the melvin (when the front of your underwear is pulled up), a jock lock (were ur undies r pulled and then your legs are bended back and then ur feet are put thro the holes), a hanging wedgie (were ur undies r hooked onto something high like a coat hanger) and there r lots more! Most people love wedgies and i suggest u try them, also spanking your self whilst in a wedgie is good. wear tighty-wightys, boxers, thongs and other things like that! you may also like to try making your own pants for wedging. By some strong thin dental floss and some elestic and tie the floss to the elestic so that there are holes for your legs then start yanking! not everybody will like them but they might be good at the start of s.e.x. or to turn someone on or durring a strip tease or something (private strip tease) and if u want to wear some sort or stretchy thong or g-srting (or micro-thong) and have a shoulder wedgie in front of collegeous!!!

u can find wedgies in most high schools!

by nahnahnah12425 August 2, 2010

Wedgie

A wedgie is when someone grabs the waistband of your pants and pulls them up. This only occurs if you grab their pants, not their trowsers

I was out with my mates and we were all dared to sag our trousers really low. I dropped my house keys and bent over to get them when my buddy Ollie grabbed my boxers and pulled them up to my sholders. Worst thing was, they wouldn't rip. I am 18 so you can imagine the ball-crushing pain I was in when my lucky red pants were yanked as high as they could go. That was my first atomic wedgie.

by Hero In Breifs March 21, 2015

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011