Weekend immune system
Weekend immune system by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019
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weekend wheelchair warrior
When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.
"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"
weekend wheelchair warrior by Klizz February 25, 2009
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weekend boyfriend
the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"
"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
weekend boyfriend by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
weekend doormat
weekend doormat by david dring April 24, 2006
Weekend Theater
A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.
Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.
Weekend Theater by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009
weekend chinos
Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.
Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.
Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?
Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.
Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.
Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?
Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.
weekend chinos by doug longz November 18, 2010
Weekend content
Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."
Weekend content by Hym Iam July 30, 2022