buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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space walrus

a chronically masturbating, intelligent walrus who dreams of becoming an astronaut
on the inside we all want to be a space walrus
by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014
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Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.
by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
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Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.
Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
by Poop God 707 December 03, 2013
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Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab
"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"
by Mauled by Jebus January 22, 2009
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Frosty Walrus

While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
by joebobman41232 March 26, 2009
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Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga
Beaver Walrus
by Daddy2222 February 14, 2012
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