When two fat men sharing something of a bromance cross paths unexpectedly and slap their flesh together in an impromptu embrace that resembles two walruses either staking their turf in a battle of alpha males, or making sweet, sweet love to each other.
by marlonperkins May 12, 2011
an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.
by Walri March 04, 2015
on the inside we all want to be a space walrus
by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014
by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.
Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
by Poop God 707 December 03, 2013
by Mauled by Jebus January 22, 2009