space walrus

a chronically masturbating, intelligent walrus who dreams of becoming an astronaut

on the inside we all want to be a space walrus

by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014

Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.

Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.

by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019

Walrus Drinking

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.

"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"

by Walri March 4, 2015

Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.

Tom is such a dinkerface walrus

by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011

Flying walrus

Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.

Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.

Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.

Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.

Believer: You don't believe!!

by Flyingwallruss April 22, 2020

Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.

Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"

by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013

Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab

"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"

by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009