Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

Vulcan

Similiar to the shocker. But instead of two in the pink and 1 in the stink. It would be two in each whole

Do you want to be vulcaned tonight

by P Man JOnes August 28, 2011

Vulvazela

The act of violently blowing into a woman's vagina until she loudly quiffs back into your face.

I played my girlfriend's vulvazela last night, and it was much better than listening to the world cup.

by godot99 July 11, 2010

Vulvanicity

a female to erupt in pleasure when been impaled on a member

richard last night i was banging r lass and she erupted with vulvanicity

by ginner May 31, 2007

Vulcanic shit

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).

I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL

by DYSK December 17, 2011

vulcanal

When two individuals have anal intercourse and the recieving party gets explosive diarrhea.

I was having epic buttsex when there was a vulcanal eruption. The whole room was brown!

by Piemelnokkio May 11, 2015

VulvaTron

A common-place name for a shrew found locally in the Tibetan Plateau, Asia, by the Moroccan Sheep herders, or sheperds if you will. Also one of the most common terms for a shrew in many North African countries.

"Abdul have you seen any VulvaTrons in our sheep field?"
"No Mohammed, I haven't, not since the great VulvaTron cull of 1998"

by Andrew or Simon April 9, 2005