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vessay

vessay(n): portmanteau of "video" and "essay"
Lindsay's most recent vessay about GoT was so good it didn't matter that I'm not a GoT fan.
by Portmanteauist September 6, 2019
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vesperian

etrean guard: N word
Vesperian: dont say
by maplecookies June 2, 2023
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Menno-vest

Fashion:

A vest worn by the notorious 'Menno' from Capelle a/d Ijssel, Holland. A genuine Menno-vest should be worn more than 5 subsequent parties, and there has to be picture proof. The only known color is black.

Combined with a dress shirt with a blockprint, you are sure to be the shining light of every party.
Go to www.pp2g.com Members: 'menno-vest' to see pictures of a genuine menno-vest.
by Mennoo April 14, 2007
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safety vest

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.
safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.
by chastityismylife August 31, 2021
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Reverse Mount Vesuvius

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you cum she vomits all over your dick but then not only swallows all the cum but the vomit too.
I was getting head from my girl last night and when I busted a nut it made her puke but then she went reverse mount Vesuvius on me.
by DrRobot August 9, 2015
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Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.
Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
by HummusLover May 31, 2011
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vestalesque

When someone publicly announces their interest in something incredibly obscure as a way to earn "geek cred"; dressing up for Halloween in a costume from something unknown for the sole purpose of being asked what you're dressed as.
"He dressed up as 9-Jack-9 for Halloween, but everyone thought he was doing a minstrel show. It was so vestalesque!"
"On a vestalesque impulse, she decided to start building lego versions of science-fiction ships from Space 1999."
by Boyardee March 13, 2009
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