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vulturistic

A descriptive term used to define and/or classify gay or bi men, via online "hookup apps", (i.e. GRINDR, SCRUFF, Hornet, GROWLr, etc.) that perpetually & incessantly bombard Users with unsolicited cock/dick pics, messages, etc., & are seemingly so desperate that the only way they can seem to get laid is behind a usually grossly inflated, false, or embellished online profiles; i.e. ten-year old face pictures, lying about stats (height/weight/misc.), actual age, etc., that otherwise couldn't get laid in a gay bathhouse with a $100 bill in Thailand. These fellas never seem to be able to "take a hint" when the Users they message/contact don't reply, & cannot fathom that they are possibly not attractive to most. While most Users don't want to "hurt the feelings" of these guys & “say so” by no reply or response, these guys still continue to fire off multiple messages, usually in the middle of the night. If actually met or seen in person, usually the guys they pursue would not even give them a second look, as far as an actual sexual encounter potential is concerned that is. ;-). While the online world has its "positives", this is an example of the "other side of the coin", or negative. Summation: Desperation, lack-of-candor, & poor social skills.
Man, this guy won't take a hint on GRINDR that I'm not fucking interested. Totally & pathetically "vulturistic"! insert actual "scavenging birds of prey" vulture bird noises
by SwimSomewhereElse January 2, 2017
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Cancel Vulture

A cancel vulture is a person who engages in cancel culture. They’re “vultures” as they watch and see for anything offensive made usually by a celebrity several years ago. They then spread this information to their peers and others who engage in cancel culture. These people are usually insecure and lifeless people who want to be a “hero” because they don’t do any real good in this world. They themselves are likely insecure about past mistakes and things they’ve said before, and they want to take it out on others. Or they’re just “woke” virtue signallers. They almost all come from Twitter which is already a total cesspool. These people can’t accept or learn that people change and possibly don’t hold the same views forever.
Jimmy: Hey Tom look, Carl found that (random celebrity) said something racist 9 years ago on Twitter and is now asking people to cancel them
Tom: Damn, Carl is such a Cancel Vulture
by Salamander_Man August 8, 2020
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Meme Vulture

Similar to how vultures only eat animals that have already died, meme vultures only begin to use and reference memes after they have already died.
God damnit Paul, it's 2017 stop fucking dabbing you fucking meme vulture.
by CosmicBear January 6, 2017
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Vulture Culture

Part of the practice of taxidermy. The act of Vulture Culture is to search of the remains of an animal and take it with the intention of using the remains for taxidermy (skinning, using the bones/skeleton; etc).
"Dude how's the Vulture Culture going?"
"Found a lot of dead birds but I really want to find a raccoon for my skull collection."
by FreezingHeart June 24, 2016
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Sexual Vulture

Somebody who makes a move, while the person they are making a move on is clearly weak due to alcohol, distress or sheer unattractiveness, resulting in them being easy. They are therefore preying on the 'scraps' in a similar way to how a vulture hunts
Rob: Look at that girl over there, she's a proper munter!

Matt: Looks like David is making a move on her

Rob: He's such a sexual vulture
by Aqua Bear October 16, 2010
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Deus Vult

"God wills it" in Latin. Used during the crusades.
Templar: DEUS VULT!
Byzantine Knight: ΓΑΜΩΤΟ!
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
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race vulture

Someone who intentionally tries to inflame racial tensions.

A person who deliberately and/or maliciously says something (regarding race) they know is not accurate in order to create dissent.
Person 1: "That white cop shot the suspect because he was black"

Person 2: "No he didn't. He shot him because he pointed a gun at the cop. You sound like a Race Vulture.
by Urbanisnturban May 2, 2019
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