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vagining

The act of being a vagine. Complaining, bitching out, or just being immature.
Frank is always vagining about his ladies.
by Notter Pops December 9, 2008
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vaginigger

Hey Darell (black person) stop being a pussy...fuckin vaginigger...
by elite217 July 9, 2010
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Vaxinista

Something that is apparently either a wonderful woman, or a vaxhole.
Im a link whore, but anyways...
P1: I got the vaxine! I will bloat about it
P2: WAIT A MINUTE BLOAT?
CUT! NOPE!
A vaxinista is essentially a vaxhole.
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021
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vanning

when i get married my whole house will have many rooms devoted to vanning
by hardXcore vanna August 9, 2006
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Vaginitis

Psychological affliction that will cause the majority of women or 'vajority', and also their significant others to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.
Someones should open a free clinic for those college hippies -- I can smell a bad case of vaginitis coming on.

(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'

It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.
by Stupid Fucking Whiteman January 13, 2008
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vaginisbone

The place the clitoris hides when it is scared.
The guy was so ugly, her clit hid behind her vaginisbone when he came over to talk to her.
by Wife of nerd May 22, 2011
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Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.
"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."
by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012
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