by Tom Love January 30, 2007
useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.
Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.
by BigBuffarillaAss March 17, 2014
She is full of useless information.
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.
I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."
by Jakatola August 02, 2009
by MrAbduldejihadbad May 27, 2008
by morethanerica November 22, 2008
Your roommate's girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. Has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. See mousy bitch, florida ditch pig.
ROOMMATE: "...or are you being dumb and useless again?"
YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
by MahnaMadonna September 07, 2008