as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.
a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.
by Tom Love January 30, 2007
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useless fat fuck

useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.
Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.
by BigBuffarillaAss March 17, 2014
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useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)
She is full of useless information.
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
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Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.
I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."
by Jakatola August 02, 2009
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completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend
See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.
by MrAbduldejihadbad May 27, 2008
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as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"
by morethanerica November 22, 2008
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dumb useless bitch

Your roommate's girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. Has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. See mousy bitch, florida ditch pig.
ROOMMATE: "...or are you being dumb and useless again?"

YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
by MahnaMadonna September 07, 2008
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