underasian

An smoking hot underage asian girl, jailbait so irresistible that it is all but guaranteed to land you in the slammer for some 'hard' time.

Bob - Did you hear about that party tonight at doug's place?

Rick - Yeah, there are supposed to be a bunch of underasians there..

by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009

underboobage

The southern hemisphere of a woman's breasts, as often displayed to the delight of virile men.

I love to see the underboobage of buxom females playing volleyball in the sand, especially whilst wearing all-too-short crop tops. Oh yeah, neathage!

by noahb555 September 10, 2010

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

by Telephony August 29, 2014

hide under a rock

not involved in social activities

Did you hide under a rock?

by emci March 21, 2009

under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)

That meth leb could be right under your nose.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2007

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

Over-Under Thunder

When a girl farts and queefs simultaneously, placing one hand "over" her vagina, and the other hand "under" her legs, on her ass, both in a cup-like position. When said girl farts and queefs, she moves her cupped hands from a closed to open position, thus creating a loud "Over-Under Thunder." This act is common when girls have pajama parties.

Cindy: Uh-oh! I have to fart and queef at the same time! What should I do?
Stacey: You should cut an Over-Under Thunder!

by JasonFatKid November 1, 2012