taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

Durden, Tyler

The main character's alter-ego in the Chuck Palahniuk novel (and movie) "Fight Club". A representation of the narrator's id, who is mentally and emotionally capable of doing things that the narrator cannot, but desperately wants to.

People have asked me if I know Tyler Durden...

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Kim Exposed Taylor Party

An event that occurred on July 17th, 2016 between Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian West, and Kanye West. Taylor claimed she was never consulted about the lyrics in Kanye's song "Famous" which read:

"I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous"

What Taylor didn't know is Kim was videotaping the phone call between Kanye and Taylor where he specifically asks if these lyrics are okay to use in his song. Kim exposed Taylor and posted it on her snapchat on National Snake Day.

Selena Gomez tried to come to the rescue but she got roasted also for being a hypocrite. Chloe Grace Moretz also tried to defend Taylor, but Kim's sister Khloé roasted her too. Many celebrities such as Demi Lovato, Zendaya, Katy Perry, and Calvin Harris rushed to Kim and Kanye's side.

Thus, Kim and Kanye with the help of Khloé shut down three snakes in their path. The Kim Exposed Taylor Party was born.

Not only is there a Kim Exposed Taylor Party, but there's also a Selena Gomez Is Over Party. This whole thing is lit as fuckkkkk

by courtney3567 July 18, 2016

Taylor-Ruth

Taylor-Ruth is the Hanging Rock Comics chick from tumblr. She's known for big glasses, a side braid, jean shorts, and band tees. But lately she's been branching out into velvet dresses.

She's pretty cool, sometimes she's a little annoying. But she's well spoken, funny, hot, and makes awesome comics.

Her comics are about teen angst, like Daria for a new generation. They're very popular on tumblr and she's gotten a pretty big fan base.

"Wow did you see Taylor-Ruth's latest comic?"
"Yeah I know, total gpoy. She's in my mind."

by bangbang973 December 5, 2011

taylor guitar

A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.

Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

taylor logic

Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.

"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."

by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013

taylore cook

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.

You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.

by Stillsocynical December 18, 2013