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Twooper

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011
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Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.
Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!
by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013
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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
by brando56894 December 18, 2013
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Twoot

Owner of the chan website called 22chan.
Twoot is fucking crazy.
by Cursed Zucchini December 20, 2018
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tooktolong

when your slow ass takes too long

HURRY THE FUCK UP BRUH
bruh you tooktolong
by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023
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Twokinds

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.
I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?
by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023
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The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."
by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018
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