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Simpson Twins

Jessica Simpson's breasts.
The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra September 3, 2005
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Blow Job Twins

The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009
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Step-twins

Growing up with a sibling of the same age or in the same grade that came about through the parent's remarriage.
My life forever changed the day I became a step-twin.

We don't know what our parents were thinking having step-twins.

Parent to school: Please don't put the step-twins in the same class next year. We don't think it'd be a very good idea at all.

Step-twins are the ultimate fraternal twins, as they not only came from two different eggs, but also two different mothers and two different fathers. Thus, step-twins almost never look alike.
by Harmony08 December 18, 2010
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olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).
Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating
Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat
by Skutner July 4, 2009
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Twat Twins

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.
Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.
by PNAG November 6, 2009
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