Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 04, 2020

Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.

by Turnip conveyor August 08, 2024

Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.

"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"

by DB the man September 04, 2024

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by Phu The Writer June 28, 2022

Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.

Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.

by Ruby Taco August 22, 2017