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Tuna Tune-up 

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Tuna Tune-up by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
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A girl with a clean & fresh noonie.
Man, that girl sure is fine. Yeahh, but is she tuna safe?
Tuna Safe by King Tuna October 5, 2005

Tuna Ass 

When you are having sex with a girl she farts.
"We were having sex and she farted. It was a bad case of Tuna Ass."
Tuna Ass by JackSheet July 30, 2012

tuna snatch 

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
tuna snatch by tuna69 October 20, 2011

Tuna Baguette 

The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.
I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.

Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning
Tuna Baguette by dtothe3 December 17, 2011

Tuna blasting 

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.
When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.
Tuna blasting by Molicious August 23, 2012