Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006

Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

tryphena

Amazing in Bed

Wow, that girl was amazing last night, she was tryphena!

by theGIANTtruffle August 10, 2009

tryptophanatic

One of those people who always insists on telling everyone that they will be tired after eating turkey because of the tryptophan.

Guy: "Hey guys, you'll all be tired after eating the turkey. You know why?"

Everyone else: "Because of the tryptophan?"

Guy: "No, because of the tryptophan!"

Everyone else: "Yeah, we know that. Everyone knows that. What a tryptophanatic..."

Guy: (to self) "I'm so goddamned smart."

by BLOCK BURNA November 23, 2006

Tripod Kickstand

when you have a penis long enough to use as a tripod so you don't need to use your legs.

"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"

by Otungarei February 15, 2009

tryhot

An ugly girl wearing cute girl clothes is called a tryhot.

She's ugly, but look! Her shoes match her dress. What a tryhot!

by khoo February 14, 2012

Tripod

An small man with an unusually large penis

"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"

by grandpacowdragon August 31, 2013