Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

Trock

Basically, awesome songs written about Doctor Who by an awesome band called Chameleon Circuit.

youtube.com/watch?v=hw4vBxOVnlc

dftba.com/chameleon-circuit-cd/

Go watch/listen and you will hear Trock by Chameleon Circuit.

by RHNT. June 17, 2009

Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Trojan course

The bread and dips you get fed at the start of a Greek meal to fill you up before the really good stuff is served.

We had the banquet last night. They have us so much pasta to begin with I couldn't even touch the lobster by the time it arrived. It was a real trojan course.

by The Salty Albatross September 20, 2016

Torcate

A cute joke-like response, typically between lovers, when someone takes a part of someones sentence and is reused and personalized to express love.

"You're crazy."
"Yeah, crazy about you!"
"Ha! Classic torcate."

by decoygrandma July 1, 2018

Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything

"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"

by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018