A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.
I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.
by Tiny Hats April 10, 2009
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Noun.
A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.
Adj.
A male with a large penis.
Big enough to be a “third leg”.
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Dude: "Shit man, I think that Peyote got me freakin out."
Other Dude: "What?"
Dude: "I keep seein weird shit man... I'm fuckin freakin!"
Other Dude: "Dude relax, just tripidation... Breath..."
Other Dude: "What?"
Dude: "I keep seein weird shit man... I'm fuckin freakin!"
Other Dude: "Dude relax, just tripidation... Breath..."
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