tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

by Benji July 27, 2003

trapped in the closet

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

by KVENNE September 15, 2006

tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010

Teaped

TEAPED. It means to be out done by someone. Outsmarted or someone else to have outplayed you.

I've/you've been TEAPED.

by Gibbydrew June 11, 2018

Trapezoidkin

The delicate art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Yo dawg, she gave me a trapezoidkin!

Really? What was your kill streak?

by LavenderFuch January 26, 2010

Trapped Fart

A trapped fart is a fart left in a closed space for the next lucky person or yourself. One can trap a fart in an elevator (my fave) or before exiting a vehicle, public transit ( I especially love dropping one on the bus or skytrain just as I walk off)

Omg I just trapped the biggest fart as we left the elevator lol. Let's wait and see the reaction when the next person gets on!

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by westcoastguy June 11, 2014

trapped emotion

A trapped emotion is an emotion felt but not fully processed. Hence, it becomes a stuck emotion, trapped energy that was either ignored, "stuffed," or otherwise not felt to fruition to fully feel the length and breadth of whatever we personally needed to experience. We may have purposely ignored the pain of the emotion of shame to not feel deep pain and hurt. Consequently, our body "held" onto that energy and it became a hindrance to us.

Using an energy healer, I was able to get release from some trapped emotions I experienced in childhood, but never fully processed, hence never consciously allowed them to release from my energy field.

by Candycasa April 29, 2015